Little Mommy...

This was a convo between my kiddos yesterday. In a department store. 
Pumpkin: "My belly hurts, Mommy." Sweet Pea: "Bubba, need poop!" Pumpkin: "No! Don't need to poop." Sweet Pea: "Bubba belly hurt. Need poop." Pumpkin: "No! Butt no hurt. Belly hurt." (Meanwhile, all the fellow shoppers and I are getting a good little giggle out of it.) Sweet Pea: "No." Pumpkin: "Yes." Me: "Pumpkin, are you hungry? Would you like a snack?" Pumpkin: "Yes please!" {Face palm}

Wook Mama! A Pider!

Oh you know, just sitting at my computer checking some emails when Boogie Man comes trotting in the room holding his hand out saying "Wook Mama!! A Pider!!" with a HUGE grin on his face. I was like "OMG! WTH?! Ewww!" as I swat the dead/smushed up spider out of his hand. He has been obsessed with spiders lately - ugh! He'll walk around saying "tickle tickle" as he makes his hand wiggle like a spider up your leg........... let me tell ya, it's AWESOME. {Face palm}

uh-gi-NUH!

So, I'm sitting on the couch yesterday snuggling with Sweet Pea and our conversation went like this:.
SP- "Penis" Me: "Huh?" SP: "Bubba have penis." Me: "Um, yes. Yes he does." SP: "Sissy have uh-gi-NUH-!!" Me: "Hahahaha!" I mean really. What else was there to say? I have THAT kid. She would later blurt it out to a mom of a little boy at the store, too. {Face palm}

Self Disciplining... {?}

Just a little FYI for all you Mama's out there...... Having your child stand in the corner is no longer effective when he CHOOSES it.

Me: Ok Boogie, let's go get jammies on so we can go Night Night
Boogie: Hmm, umm, I want to stand in the corner {Goes to the corner and stands there.... staring at me}

WTH?! Really kid? Didn't know getting in comfy clothes and going to sleep was SO bad that you rather stand in the corner........ Can't wait for my kids to discover that naps/sleep are AWESOME! Took me until College, praying they catch on MUCH quicker {Face palm}